Is there anything cuter than a tiny little gnome who’s in position to take a huge crap on your lawn? Yes, there are. In fact, there’s a lot of things much cuter than this fowl little bugger. But as for hilarious, nothing beats Mr. Gotta-Go-Now. Measuring about 1′ foot tall and in bright red, yellow, and greens, he’s easy to spot –whether he’s hiding in your garden, or sitting on top of the office fax machine.